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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
Darynda Jones
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Age: 59
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Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.
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What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
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I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
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Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy. Do you even know what that means? No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
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guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word
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Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?
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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
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