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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.
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I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.
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Where you just possessed? Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. 'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.
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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.
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I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.
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If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.
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When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
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I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
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How would you like your eggs? I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. Fertilized?
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Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.
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He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.
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