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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Does Uncle Bob have anything? I heard he has an STD. I mean on the women. Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?
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Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit. Well, you are pretty fruity.
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
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God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
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I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
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My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.
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Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.
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Before I tell you, I have to know three things, I said. Okay. One, are you sitting down? Yes. Two, are you mentally stable? More than you'll ever be. Well, that was uncalled for. And three, how do you spell schizophrenia? What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.
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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
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Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. Do you still like me? I never liked you. Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley
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Do not disturb. Already there.
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Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
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I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson
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