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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty. Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

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Darynda Jones
Age: 59
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Texas
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Garret
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Ovaries
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Chuckled
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Scotty
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