Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.
Danny DeVito
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Danny DeVito
Age: 80
Born: 1943
Born: November 13
Activist
Actor
Comedian
Dub Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Neptune
New Jersey
Danny de Vito
Lawyer
Bottom
Ocean
Call
Start
Lying
Funny
Lawyers
Good
Sarcastic
More quotes by Danny DeVito
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
Danny DeVito
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
Danny DeVito
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
Danny DeVito
I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.
Danny DeVito
In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin.
Danny DeVito
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
Danny DeVito
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Danny DeVito
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
Danny DeVito
America's racist, so what do you expect.
Danny DeVito
A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.
Danny DeVito
Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.
Danny DeVito
It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Danny DeVito
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.
Danny DeVito
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.
Danny DeVito
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
Danny DeVito
