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Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
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I heart abortion. Where's the shirt for that, urban outfitters?! And it won't be a normal heart. It'll be a dead infant heart. Y'know what the back will say? Problem Solved.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
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Canadians complain too much. 'I like seasons.' So do I that's why I live in a place that skips the [unpleasant] ones.
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Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.
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That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
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You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.
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You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.
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My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
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