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Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.
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e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
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If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.
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No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.
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Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
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You ever hear girls say that? I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I like to reply with I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
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Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
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Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
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I'll throw a globe at you! You ever been hit by the world?!
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