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Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
Actor
Comedian
Dancer
Executive Producer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Boppard am Rhein
Daniel Dwight Tosh
Asians
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Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'
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I don't believe space exists. You're not gonna put a camera on a roomba, stick it in the desert, and tell me it's Mars.
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
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I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
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Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.
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Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
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Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
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Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.
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Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.
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If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
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No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
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That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
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People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
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I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
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Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
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It's not a stereotype if it's always true.
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Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.
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If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.
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e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
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