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I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
Actor
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Executive Producer
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Boppard am Rhein
Daniel Dwight Tosh
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At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
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