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I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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