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You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.
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I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
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I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.
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If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
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I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.
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