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You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
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The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.
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I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
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If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?
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Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think how can you make a joke about this?
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I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.
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I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.
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If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
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Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
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I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'
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I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
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Sometimes my mind wanders other times it leaves completely.
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If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
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I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.
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I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all
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I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
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