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I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.
Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
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Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.
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Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
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Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.
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Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
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Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
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The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
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Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.
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I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
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Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.
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I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
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I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.
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Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.
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It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.
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It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
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Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
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Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.
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You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
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