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I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
Actor
Comedian
Dancer
Executive Producer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Boppard am Rhein
Daniel Dwight Tosh
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Florida
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e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
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I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.
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Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
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I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.
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I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts.
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I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you looked up to a swimmer in the first place?
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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You should never eat when you're on the toilet. But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk! That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
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You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
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Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
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Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
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You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!
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Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
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Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.
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People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
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If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
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I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.
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I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
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You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
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