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I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.
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If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
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If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
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My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
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I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
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You ever hear girls say that? I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I like to reply with I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
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There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
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I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling.
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It's not a stereotype if it's always true.
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Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
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Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.
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It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
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Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.
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Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
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You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.
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I don't believe space exists. You're not gonna put a camera on a roomba, stick it in the desert, and tell me it's Mars.
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