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I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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You ever hear girls say that? I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I like to reply with I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
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Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
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There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
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The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
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You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun.
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Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.
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Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
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If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
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Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
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Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.
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Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it.
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You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
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The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
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I don't believe space exists. You're not gonna put a camera on a roomba, stick it in the desert, and tell me it's Mars.
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You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
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You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
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