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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
Actor
Comedian
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Boppard am Rhein
Daniel Dwight Tosh
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It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.
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Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.
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I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.
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I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
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There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
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Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
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At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
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I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.
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Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.
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You should never eat when you're on the toilet. But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk! That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
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Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
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If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
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I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'
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Sometimes my mind wanders other times it leaves completely.
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I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
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I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
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I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'
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You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
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Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.
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I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.
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