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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
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I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.
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Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.
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I'm all for women who get plastic surgery, because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance — fakeWe have shows like Extreme Make-Over: “I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it.
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Sometimes my mind wanders other times it leaves completely.
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Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.
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You ever hear girls say that? I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I like to reply with I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
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People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
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