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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
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Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
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I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
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Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
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I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.
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You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun.
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I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
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You ever hear girls say that? I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual. I like to reply with I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.
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Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'
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If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
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I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.
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I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected.
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I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
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Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.
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Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
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I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.
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That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
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Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
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