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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.

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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.
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Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it.
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Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.
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I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.
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I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
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I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.
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e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
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