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Daniel Tosh
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: May 29
Actor
Comedian
Dancer
Executive Producer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Boppard am Rhein
Daniel Dwight Tosh
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I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.
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Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
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I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
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If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
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Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
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If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?
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Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
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I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.
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I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
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e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
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The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
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If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it.
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I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.
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I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling.
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The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.
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You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun.
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I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.
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