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Like a lot of people whose children were small in the 2000s, I read [Daniel Handler] books out loud and I loved them.
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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Lemony Snicket
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There is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.
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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
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Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
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Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will ever know why.
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Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.
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No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read.
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I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.
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There are some secrets you want to keep to yourself, even if they don't matter. They might only matter if you keep them secret.
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If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.
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Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.
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The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.
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It is not always the job of people shouting outside impressive buildings to solve problems. It is often the job of the people inside, who have paper, pens, desks, and an impressive view.
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I write storys to entertain not to be the best
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Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.
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They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.
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Mostly, it's flattering to meet fans. As long as it's in a planned, professional meeting, rather than, say, someone dropping by my home, which is not as pleasant.
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This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.
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Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.
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So every so often, when I meet someone who's honestly appalled by my books and doesn't understand why they would be attractive to people... I find such people sort of charming, even though they usually don't like me.
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