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I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it's nice to be in a room with a bunch of people working on a movie.
Daniel Handler
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.
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There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.
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When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
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You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.
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If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed, but most of us would say something more along the lines of, Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!
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Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.
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