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Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.

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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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San Francisco County
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Lemony Snicket
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A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.
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This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.
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Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?
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