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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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Just about everybody has written a first novel that they throw away before writing their actual first novel.
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It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought, sooner or later becomes an adult.
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Mostly, it's flattering to meet fans. As long as it's in a planned, professional meeting, rather than, say, someone dropping by my home, which is not as pleasant.
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