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We are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.

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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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