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It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
Daniel Handler
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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And when love is over when the diner of love seems closed from the outside you want all those hours back along with anything you left at the lover’s house and maybe a couple of things which aren’t technically yours on the grounds that you wasted a portion of your life and those hours have all gone southside.
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Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.
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Waiting is one of life’s hardships.
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Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.
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The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It's why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you?
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It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.
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We are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.
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Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.
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When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.
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There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.
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If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.
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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
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So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.
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