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It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.
Daniel Handler
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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San Francisco County
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Lemony Snicket
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But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
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This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.
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We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.
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