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...the moron who thought love was forever.
Daniel Handler
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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San Francisco County
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Lemony Snicket
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And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life.
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If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.
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Here we are at the bottom, almost empty. It's like confetti, these dried remnants you find in the street for a party no one invited you to. But they used to be, I can admit, part of something beautiful.
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