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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

Daniel Handler

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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
Accordionist
Author
Musician
Novelist
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Writer
San Francisco County
California
Lemony Snicket
Away
Parting
Doe
Bathroom
Work
Exception
Never
Separation
Cinema
Except
Relationship
Movie
Restroom

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