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You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
Accordionist
Author
Musician
Novelist
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Writer
San Francisco County
California
Lemony Snicket
Never
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Mouths
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Allergic
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Cats

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