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I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let me show you.

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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't move! Kill the snake! Leave it alone! Give it some food! Don't let it bite her! Lure the snake away! Here, snakey! Here, snakey snakey!
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