Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
Daniel Handler
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
Accordionist
Author
Musician
Novelist
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Writer
San Francisco County
California
Lemony Snicket
Anger
However
Fun
Tantrums
Whatever
Causing
Problem
Temper
May
Rarely
Throw
Solve
More quotes by Daniel Handler
Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want.
Daniel Handler
One has to adopt a sort of Zen calm, in which you know you wrote the best book that you could at the time.
Daniel Handler
For Beatrice, when we met, my life began. Soon afterwards, yours ended.
Daniel Handler
-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.
Daniel Handler
For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not.
Daniel Handler
Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.
Daniel Handler
The whole thing of what I’ve been trying,” you said, “is that you’re different, and you keep asking about the other girls, but what I mean is that I don’t think about them, because of the way you are.
Daniel Handler
It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.
Daniel Handler
A mystery is solved with a story.
Daniel Handler
Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.
Daniel Handler
I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!
Daniel Handler
Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.
Daniel Handler
The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.
Daniel Handler
I'm not very good at the accordion. If I played guitar, I wouldn't be on anyone's album. But because I play the accordion and no one else does, I end up doing strange things.
Daniel Handler
You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
Daniel Handler
People don't always get what they deserve in this world.
Daniel Handler
It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.
Daniel Handler
When you start reading nonfiction books about piracy, you realize that it's actually just a history of desperate people.
Daniel Handler
With the publishing of The Basic Eight, it was often assumed that I was really immature and callow, and with the publishing of Watch Your Mouth, it was assumed that I was oversexualized, and with Lemony Snicket, it's often assumed that I'm erudite and depressed. But all the voices more or less came naturally to me.
Daniel Handler
It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.
Daniel Handler
