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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
Accordionist
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Musician
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San Francisco County
California
Lemony Snicket

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The story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something wrong with them, and where children can find themselves all alone in the world, struggling to understand the mystery that surrounds them.
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I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let me show you.
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Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it before.
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I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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Everybody has a theory.
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-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.
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Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems.
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It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black Sea.
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If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down
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Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.
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Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing, because it can disappear for a long time, and then pop back up when you least expect it.
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Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.
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Just about everybody has written a first novel that they throw away before writing their actual first novel.
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Sometime during your life—in fact, very soon—you may find yourself reading a book, and you may notice that a book’s first sentence can often tell you what sort of story your book contains.
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Adverbs is a book about love, and I thought that was pretty cheerful, but people who are reading it now are telling me that it's actually quite dark.
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Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.
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The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.
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If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.
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You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.
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