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For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not.

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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
Accordionist
Author
Musician
Novelist
Screenwriter
Songwriter
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San Francisco County
California
Lemony Snicket
Beatrice
However
Shall
Forever
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Love

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