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This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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San Francisco County
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Lemony Snicket
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
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My general writing preface is to write an outline and then ignore about half of it, both on a micro level with the individual book, and on a macro level with the series as a whole, and that's pretty much what's happened.
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This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.
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Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do another something stupid and I’ll have to say it a million times because that’s how long it’ll be, together with you, Min. With you.
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The idea that the curtain rises on what is often more or less a happy scene, and it will fall just a few hours later, and everyone will be dead or have gone mad... I find that kind of narrative very appealing.
Daniel Handler
We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.
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There is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.
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All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.
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You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.
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A successful villain should have all these things at his or her villainous fingertips, or else give up villainy altogether and try to lead a life of decency, integrity, and kindness, which is much more challenging and noble, if not always quite as exciting.
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Figuratively, they escaped from Cout Olaf and their miserable existence. They did not literally escape, because they were still in his house and vulnerable to Olaf's evil in loco parentis ways.
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They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.
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And when love is over when the diner of love seems closed from the outside you want all those hours back along with anything you left at the lover’s house and maybe a couple of things which aren’t technically yours on the grounds that you wasted a portion of your life and those hours have all gone southside.
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Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems.
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You can't believe everything you read.
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There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.
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Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.
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Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
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You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage to say so.
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And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life.
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