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Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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San Francisco County
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Lemony Snicket
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Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.
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Hal is on his way. The nurse announced reentering the room.
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You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.
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Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.
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You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
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We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
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Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.
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In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes great American novelists is anything but treacherous, and in general a man who says you needn't worry about money, or a man who smokes cigarettes, is somewhere in between.
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Santa Claus has nothing to do with it, the latke said. Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things. But different things can often blend together, said the pine tree. Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.
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It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked at a comb factory or captured pirates on the high seas.
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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
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I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.
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They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.
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It seems to me that oftentimes in young relationships once there's a problem of some significance then it's almost like they're both racing for the dumper buzzer.
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This is love, to sit with someone you've known forever in a place you've been meaning to go, and watching as their life happens to them until you stand up and it's time to go.
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Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.
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It looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs
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No reality has the power to dispel a dream.
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Everyone on earth would never starve and forever find love and happiness, since we won, but if we’d lost, they would have gouged out our eyes and thrown us naked onto hot coals and poisonous snakes for all the cheering and hugging at the end, strangers hugging like the end of The Omega Virus when Steve Sturmine finds the antidote.
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It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
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