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Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.
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Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
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Sooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two...The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the world as possible and lead a safe, simple life.
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Are you ready? Klaus asked finally. No, Sunny answered. Me neither, Violet said, but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let's go.
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I do what I do, I said, in order to do something else.
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Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.
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I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.
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Everyone on earth would never starve and forever find love and happiness, since we won, but if we’d lost, they would have gouged out our eyes and thrown us naked onto hot coals and poisonous snakes for all the cheering and hugging at the end, strangers hugging like the end of The Omega Virus when Steve Sturmine finds the antidote.
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There are two types of panicking: standing still and not saying a word, and leaping all over the place babbling anything that comes into your head.
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Sometime during your life—in fact, very soon—you may find yourself reading a book, and you may notice that a book’s first sentence can often tell you what sort of story your book contains.
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who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.
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A mystery is solved with a story.
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and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.
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My chauffer once told me that I would feel better in the morning, but when I woke up the two of us were still on a tiny island surrounded by man-eating crocodiles, and, as I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel any better about it.
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Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
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Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.
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There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the director was smarter than you, of course he's the one, of course it was a dream, of course she's dead, of course, it's hidden right there, of course it's the truth and you in your seat have failed to notice in the dark.
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There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone wanted to torture me until I told them a critical piece of information, all they would have to do is get my socks wet. It feels terrible.
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It looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs
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So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.
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The worst surroundings in the world can be tolerated if the people in them are interesting and kind.
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