Quote

I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.

Daniel Handler

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Daniel Handler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: February 28
Accordionist
Author
Musician
Novelist
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Writer
San Francisco County
California
Lemony Snicket
Hadn
Instead
Happened
Dream
Would

More quotes by Daniel Handler

Image
Sometimes words are not enough.
Daniel Handler
Image
Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.
Daniel Handler
Image
You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage to say so.
Daniel Handler
Image
Like a lot of people whose children were small in the 2000s, I read [Daniel Handler] books out loud and I loved them.
Daniel Handler
Image
If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.
Daniel Handler
Image
Just about everybody has written a first novel that they throw away before writing their actual first novel.
Daniel Handler
Image
Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies
Daniel Handler
Image
For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are.
Daniel Handler
Image
Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
Daniel Handler
Image
Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
Daniel Handler
Image
When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
Daniel Handler
Image
We need things, and the opposite of them, and we are so rarely completely comfortable.
Daniel Handler
Image
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
Daniel Handler
Image
Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do another something stupid and I’ll have to say it a million times because that’s how long it’ll be, together with you, Min. With you.
Daniel Handler
Image
One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer a deck of cards or Anna Karenina when the obvious answer is a well equipped boat and a crew to sail me off the island and back home where I can play all the card games and read all the Russian novels I want.
Daniel Handler
Image
And then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. Love this song, Todd said, like it was unusually brave to like what was number one on the radio.
Daniel Handler
Image
It is my fate that some of my questions will never be answered.
Daniel Handler
Image
You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.
Daniel Handler
Image
It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked at a comb factory or captured pirates on the high seas.
Daniel Handler
Image
...the moron who thought love was forever.
Daniel Handler