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I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not all but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.
Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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