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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.
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I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
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Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
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I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.
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I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
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I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
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I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
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Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
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I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
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I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.
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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
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I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.
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I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
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I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, If you ever yell at me to stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off.
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