Quote

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

Dane Cook

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Love
Life
People
Stage
Jobs
Good
Time

More quotes by Dane Cook

Image
You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.
Dane Cook
Image
A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!
Dane Cook
Image
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
Dane Cook
Image
I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
Dane Cook
Image
Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.
Dane Cook
Image
You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.
Dane Cook
Image
I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
Dane Cook
Image
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
Dane Cook
Image
I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...
Dane Cook
Image
You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.
Dane Cook
Image
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Dane Cook
Image
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
Dane Cook
Image
You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
Dane Cook
Image
On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.
Dane Cook
Image
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
Dane Cook
Image
I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.
Dane Cook
Image
I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally getting past it was like okay, nothing's ever going to feel that scary again as that deafening silence of a joke not working. Any joke not working is not as bad as not being able to even try and get on stage.
Dane Cook
Image
When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.
Dane Cook
Image
Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.
Dane Cook
Image
I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not all but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.
Dane Cook