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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
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I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
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Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.
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Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
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I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
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I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...
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If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
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There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.
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I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not all but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.
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I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
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