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Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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