Quote

Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.

Dane Cook

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Makes
Motion
Real
Floor
Time
Falls
Evanescence
Slow
Hourglass
Listening
Antique
Break
Antiques
Girl
Giant
Fall
Giants

More quotes by Dane Cook

Image
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
Dane Cook
Image
I would love to have acidy spit.
Dane Cook
Image
I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.
Dane Cook
Image
Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.
Dane Cook
Image
Are there glass shards in my anus?!
Dane Cook
Image
Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
Dane Cook
Image
I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.
Dane Cook
Image
I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.
Dane Cook
Image
Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.
Dane Cook
Image
It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.
Dane Cook
Image
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
Dane Cook
Image
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.
Dane Cook
Image
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Dane Cook
Image
I live my life like there's no yesterday.
Dane Cook
Image
I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.
Dane Cook
Image
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
Dane Cook
Image
I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.
Dane Cook
Image
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
Dane Cook
Image
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Dane Cook
Image
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
Dane Cook