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I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Riding
Radio
Car
Singing
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Love
Squad

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