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I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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