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I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Bullshit
Nonsense
Miles
Smell
Harder
Away
Detection
Around
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