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You can't teach an old hater new truths.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
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I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.
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I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
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I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
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I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.
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You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
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You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.
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I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.
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I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.
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I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.
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I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
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Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.
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I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
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There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.
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They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.
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I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
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You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
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