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Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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