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When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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