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I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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